|
How Peculiar
I am all of the above babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it, then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
I need for you to love me so much
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush
How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa
In the Dorchester you can get your All Bran
I'm not into hard sports
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am I going to do with this crush
Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush
How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
How peculiar
I am all of the above man
I have what you want man
If you want me here I am
Come and get it baby
Uhh!
"FEEL"
Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans
My head speaks a language
I don't understand
I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste
I don't want to die
But I ain't keen on living either
Before I fall in love
I'm preparing to leave her
I scare myself to death
That's why I keep on running
Before I've arrived
I can see myself coming
I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste
And I need to feel real love
And a life ever after
I cannot give it up
I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
I got too much love
Running through my veins
To go to waste
I just wanna feel real love
In a life ever after
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place
Come and hold my hand
I want to contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Something Beautiful
You cant manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful that day.
A love is getting too cynical
Passion's just physical these days
You analyze everyone you meet
But get no sign, love ain't kind
every night you admit defeat
and cry yourself blind
Chorus
If you can't wake up in the morning
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely
Can't control it, try as you might
May you find that love that won't leave you
May you find it by the end of the day
You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely
Something beautiful will come your way
The DJ said on the radio
Life should be stereo, each day
In the past you cast the unsuitable
Instead of some kind of beautiful, you just couldn't wait
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no, no, no
Forgot the time feeling petrified, when they lived alone
Repeat chorus
Some kind of beautiful (will come your way)
(x4)
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no no no
Forgot the time feeling petrified
When they lived alone
Monsoon
I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game.
I've got my Catholic shame
Lord I'm in purgatory
Basically it's all come-on talk for me
I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me?
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin your knives in me
You will be eventually
To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.
And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone I'm too loud
You've done your daddy's proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Oh Lord
I feel
Nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far
I got too many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarrettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your symphathy
But it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Sexed Up
Loose lips on ships
I'm getting to grips
With what you said
No it's not in my head
I can't awaken the dead
Day after day
Why don't we talk about it
Why do you always doubt that there can be a better way
It doesn't make me want to stay
Why don't we break up
There's nothing left to say
I got my eye shut praying they won't stray
Oh! When I sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
You said we're fatally flawed
When I'm easily bored, Is that okay?
Write me off your list
Make this the last kiss
I'll walk away
Why don't we talk about it
I'm only here
Don't shout it
Given time we'll forget
Let's pretend we never met
Chorus
Screw you I didn't like your taste
Anway, I chose you
And that's all gone to wasted
Saturday I'll go out and find another you
Why don't we, Why don't we break up
There's nothing left to say
I got my eye shut praying they won't stray
Oh! When I sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
Love Somebody
Always and forever is forever young
Your shadow on the pavement
The dark side of the sun
Gotta dream the dream all over
And sleep here tight
You don't wanna sing the blues
In black and white
And it's hope that spring's eternal for everyone
If it ain't broken break it or the damage done
Trying to love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
There's just no pleasing me
Trying to love somebody
Just want to love somebody right now
Baby lay your love on me
Violet in the rainbow just melt away
There's not enough minutes in the hour
Or hours in the day
The song played in a circle that never skips a beat
The stranger in a country that I have yet to meet
And it's hope that springs eternal for everyone
Got a lifetime in a second oh the damage done
Trying to love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
Guess there's just no pleasing me
I want to love somebody
Just want to love somebody right now
Baby lay your love on me
It'll come in your sweet time, Lord
I just gotta let you in
The blind leading the blind, Lord
Getting underneath your skin
I can feel you in the silence
Saying let forever be
Love, only love, will set you free
I wanna love somebody
Wanna love somebody right now
There's just no pleasing me
I wanna love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
Lay lay, lay your love on me
It'll come in your sweet time, Lord
I just gotta let you in
The blind leading the blind, Lord
Getting underneath your skin
I can feel you in the silence
Saying let forever be
Love, only love, will set you free
Revolution
Don't fight the feeling, relax
Oh child the knot's in your back
'Cause you've been holding on
I feel you when you're reaching out
I'll talk you through memories
Just keep breathing with me
It's time to hold my hand
And walk into the revolution
When there's no one to touch
And you've been thinking too much
You only hurt yourself
When it's all about retribution
I see the pain in your face
And praying rare for this space
It's time to lead you on
C'mon, it's a revolution
When you can't keep on keeping on
And everything you lean upon is all but gone
Everybody falls sometimes
But love shines on
And on and on and
With love in your eyes and a flame in your heart
You're gonna find yourself some resolution
A million miles with one step
You'll find yourself yet
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Taking you higher
Old love lingers on
You're just feelin it wrong
I know you're tired
But when it's time to sleep you're gone forever
Make friends with your past
And you can leave it at last
It's time to find yourself
Walking with the revolution
And you can keep on keeping on and
Everything you lean upon is all but gone
Everybody hurts sometimes
But love shines on and on and on and
Time and tide's on your side
There's no need to hide
I feel your pain
Don't talk to me about evolution
A million miles with one step
You'll find yourself yet
When you're walking with the revolution
Walking with the revolution
A million miles with one step
And you'll find yourself yet
When you're walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Get on with your revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
It's all about resolution now
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Oh oh
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Lead you on to the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talk about the revolution baby
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution
(get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Revolution yeah
Revolution yeah
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Get it on get it on get it on
Handsome Man
Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
Come take a piece of me
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I've gone up in the world
Or is the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me
You can't argue with popularity
Well you could
But you'd be wrong
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Keeping for your stands
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it's not for me
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then I'm out of here
It's not very complicated
I'm just young and overrated
Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Keeping for your stands
Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
"COME UNDONE"
So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore
So self aware so full of shit
So indecisive so adamant
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's so frustrating just get another drink in
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to
If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I've come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
I'm your son
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I am scum
Love your son
I am scum
Love your son
You've gotta love my sad song, my love song
My sad song,
my love song,
my sad song,
my love song
Me And My Monkey
It was me and my monkey
Him with his dungarees and rollerblades
Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of my supercharged
jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft top down
He liked the wind in his face
He said Son, you ever been to Vegas? I said No he said Thats
where were gonna go, you need a change of place
And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the
neon signs he said
I left my wallet in El Segundo and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if hed take me and my monkey as well
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
If your monkeys got that kind of money sir, and weve got a monkey bed
Me and monkey
With a dream and a gun
Hoping my monkey
Dont point that gun at anyone
Me and monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor
He had a room up top with a panoramic view its like nothing
youve ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some oki doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkey whores
Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palm with
silver baby oh yeah and theyll rock your world
So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine
Whats up? - You better get your ass in here boy your monkey
is having too much of a good time
Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Dont point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy the Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton
The monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores
He couldnt sit still
Sheena was a blast baby
But my monkey was ill
When I played black jack
Kept hittin 23
Couldnt help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey
I couldnt be sure
Its not like youve never seen a monkey in rollerblades and
dungarees before
Now dont test my patience cause were not about to run
Thats a bad-ass monkey boy and hes packing a gun
My name is Rodriguez he says with death in his eye
Ive been chasing you for a long time amigos
And now your monkey is gonna die
Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
We dont wanna kill no Mexican
But we got ten itchy fingers
One thing to declare
When the monkey is high
You do not stare
You do not stare
You do not stare
Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy
And I aint about to run
Put your gun down boy
How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow
Song 3
Come join the band
Come shag the damned
God I blow them away
A heart of chrome
A broken home
I got plenty to say
Who ya doin
Dont spoil my day
A bigger better offer baby
Is on its way
You gotta love LA
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
Im stoppin traffic
Cause they dig the fame
And Im just the same
Sorry ba-baby
Havent seen you lately
Do you still give it away
So get my peeps
To call your peeps
Cause weve got nothing to say
Dont feed the models
Dont look (at) the police
Dont go to Crenshaw Bouli
Cause Wally cant get fleeced
Gotta love LA
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
Im stoppin traffic
Cause I dig the fame
Im hearing voices voices
Like a jumbo jet
Too many choices choices
Gotta love LA
Californ-i-a
Who ya doin baby
Dont spoil my day
Youve been gloating lately baby
And I dig LA
Got nothing to say
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
Im stoppin traffic
Cause I dig the fame
Im hearing voices voices
Like a jumbo jet
Too many choices choices
Gotta love LA
Californ-i-a
Hot Fudge
Yeeee-haaaa!
Queen Bitch - eat the rich
I'm on the second course today.
I'm not the first
And I won't be the worst
You done most of LA.
Can't find a virgin
I can get you a surgeon
24 hours a day.
Wasn't Jean Genie a Rolling Stones hit?
I'm about to be blown away.
Come on, sing it
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my sunset rodeo.
Hot fudge
Here comes the judge
There's a green card and a way
The holy ghost
And the whole east coast
Are moving to LA
And we've been
Dreaming of this feeling
Since 1988
Mother, things have got to change
I'm moving to LA.
Urhh!
Take the piss
I was English
God bless you Uncle Sam.
You got a cool gene pool
And I went to school
And God knows I love to tan.
Making cents and dead presidents
Before I could count to ten.
With the nation behind me
Can't stop the limey
She's on her back again.
Come on, sing it
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my sunset rodeo.
Hot fudge
Here comes the judge
There's a green card and a way
The holy ghost
And the whole east coast
Are moving to LA
'Cause we've been
Dreaming of this feeling
Since 1988
Mother, things have got to change
I'm moving to LA, LA, LA....
Uh, uh, uh, urhh!
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my sunset rodeo.
Hot fudge
Here comes the judge
There's a green card and a way
The holy ghost
And the whole east coast
Are moving to LA
'Cause we've been
Dreaming of this feeling
Since 1988
Mother, things have got to change
I'm moving to...
Repeat
Keep a-moving keep a-moving, keep a-moving to LA...
Mo..mo..mo..mo
Cursed
Dig your polished nails into the dirt
Rip your skirt off
Wipe the hurt off
You know it tears my heart out when you
Flirt with danger
And any stranger
You're not as stupid as I look
Before I could read
You wrote the book
Cursed
Since your birth dear
And your worst fears
Have all come true
Held my hand when I got my first tattoo
I was naked when they penetrated
Told everyone I'd slept with you
Thought you liked it and you wouldn't deny it
Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful
Tell God he's got a dirty angel
Cursed
Since your birth dear
And your worst fears
Have all come true
Babe you're not the first
Here on earth dear
Cause I'm still here
And I'm cursed, too
Cursed like you
Hush
Baby sleep now
We all love you
We always did
Cursed
Since your birth dear
And your worst fears
Have all come through
Babe you're not the first
Here on earth dear
Cause I'm still here
And I'm cursed, too
Cursed like you
Hush
Baby sleep now
We all miss you
We always will
"Nan`s song".
You said when you'd die that you'd walk
with me every day
And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way
With the blink of an eye the Lord came
and asked you to meet
You went to a better place but He stole you
away from me
And now she lives in heaven
But I know they let her out
To take care of me
There's a strange kind of light
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bringing heaven down here
I miss your love I miss your touch
But I'm feeling you every day
And I can almost hear you say
"You've come a long way baby"
And now you live in heaven
But I know they let her out
To take care of me
There's a strange kind of light
In my bedroom tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bringing heaven down here
You taught me kings and queens
While stroking my hair
In my darkest hour I know you there
Kneeling down beside me
Whispering my prayer
Yes there's strange kind of lights
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear
She is near
Bringing heaven down here
The next time that we meet
I will bow at her feet
And say wasn't life sweet
Than we'll prepare
To take heaven down there
I tried love
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War II?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue
These things I think about
When Im out with you
What are the holes in biros for?
Which ones which in The Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Cause frankly youre a bore
And Im not
And if its leaving season
Youre second on the bill
If you wont leave me baby
Ill find someone who will
I tried love
Im sorry
I tried love
Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on and on
Like you
And if its leaving season
Youre the second on the bill
If you wont leave me baby
Ill find someone who will
I tried love
Im sorry
I tried love
I tried love
(And) Im sorry
I tried loveWhy is there ketchup on my sleeve?
Dyou think that Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not concieve?
And he had to breed with Steve
Wed all be gay
|
